giraffe, or even a snake. no, jimmy, the balloon versions, not the real ones! what? wow, they're good. this helio-crisis hits home for me because i have a serious medical condition. due to the massive size of my balls, my natural voice is extremely low. [laughter] i have a prescription for helium to maintain this pitch you hear now let me show you. [in a very low voice] this is how i normally talk. it's dangerous. if i hit what is known as the brown note, it can cause humans to void their bowels. [laughter] again, my apologies to doris kerns goodwin. let me crank myself back up. [sounding normal] ahh, that's better.